*batman voice* does anyone have a cough drop
Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
Valerie- Amy Winehouse
Bastille - Oblivion // download (x)
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them